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Sun Mar 1, 2009, 7:07 AM
  • Mood: Mad
  • Listening to: Beyonce - Halo
Stolen from :iconminalu-x:

[ ] i think im gonna have a high score on this
[x] i dont talk to my parents much
[ ] people tell me all the time that they hate me
[x] i think i have said horrible things to someone
[x] i give people disgusting looks a lot
total=3

[x] i took heads off dolls when i was little
[x] i have destroyed something valuable on purpose
[x] i love to insult people
[x] most people suck
[x] i have thrown total tantrums
total=8

[x] im known to have an attitude
[x] i get mad easily
[x] i order people around
[ ] im known around my neighborhood as the kid everyone else doesnt want their kids hanging out with
[x] i've argued with a teacher
total=12

[x] i can care less about school
[x] i love messing with other people's stuff
[x] people tell me im conceited/stuck-up/self-centered
[x] i lie constantly to my parents
[x] i yell daily
total=17

[x] i seem to always be in a fight with my friends
[ ] i would never risk my life for anyone
[x] i dont like smiling
[x] i know at least 3 people i would like to beat up
[ ] i love pranking people and nothing lame only hard core evil stuff
total=20

Pretty bad thar xD

Hahhaha xD

Mon Feb 23, 2009, 2:32 AM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Beyonce - Halo
Stole this from :icondalmatianluver: who stole it from :icontas0gare:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[x] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[ ] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.

Boy Score - 9/24

Tits!:

[x] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You can cook and clean.
[x] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[x] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[x] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score - 14/24

Okay, that was interesting x)

:D

Mon Feb 23, 2009, 2:25 AM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Beyonce - Halo
Stole this from: :iconzz-miia:

1.YOUR REAL NAME
Johanna Sinik

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names)
Lea Smitko

3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Olev Valodja

4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Sinjo

5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Dolphin

6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, first street you ever lived on)
Smitko Orlando

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Fanta

8.FLY GIRL/GUY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Joik

9.HOOD NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip

10.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of last name, add izzle to the end)
Sinizzle

11. YOUR GOTH NAME: (write in black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Tippa

12. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Tippa Ääsi

13. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (what you ate for breakfast plus favorite tree)
Omelette Pine

14. YOUR CRIMINAL NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy bar)
Fantasy Snickers

15. YOUR CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit plus garment you’re wearing, with an “ie” or “y” added)
Pear Leathery

16. YOUR SPY NAME: (favorite season/ favorite flower)
Winter Rose

Devious Journal Entry

Thu Feb 5, 2009, 6:12 AM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Katy Perry - Thinking of You
I was tagged by :iconchord7795:
And I tag:: :icontaintedazaelia: :iconspottyx: :iconmrsusan: :iconpixels-7: :iconmissecho:
RULES:
1.) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2.) Tag five people afterward.
3.) Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.
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ARE YOU:
1.) Perfect?: Nope
2.) Tall?: To some people even though I'm only 5'7.
3.) In your pajamas?: Nope. Fully clothed
4.) Left handed?: Nope :P


LAST:
1.) Friend you saw: Merje Teer
2.) Talked to on the phone: My mom's boyfriend
3.) Person to text you: Christin
4.) Was today better than yesterday or the same as any other day?: Better then yesterday :D

FAVORITES:
1.) Number: 12
2.) Color(s): Red
3.) Fruit: Melon
4.) Place: Sitting behind my computer xD

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Took a shower

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Everything about myself

Q: What's the last movie you saw ?
A: Tropical Thunder

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: School

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: Does laughing count?

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No, but I did once xP

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: At times but I am known for being grouchy.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: In my mother's bed, it's softer. She has to settle with the floor when I'm sick :D

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: 3 months ago?

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Don't forget to color your eyes tomorrow xD

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 7

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Somebody talking in Russian

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My back

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: December and September :D

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Sleep?

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1.) Are you missing someone right now: Yep
2.) Are you happy?: Kind of
3.) Are you sad?: Kind of
4.) Are you bored?: Yes
6.) Are you nervous?: Nope
8.) Are you tired?: Not really

ABOUT YOU:
001.) Real name?: Johanna
002.) Nicknames?: Jayjay, Joey, Cttn
003.) Eye color?: Blue and green mix
004.) Zodiac sign?: Virgo
005.) Male or female?: Female
009.) Smart?: I guess so
010.) Hair color?: Light brown
011.) Tall or short?: Tall
013.) Sweats or Jeans?: Jeans
014.) Phone or Camera?: Phone
016.) Drink or Smoke?: Drink
020.) Tattoos?: No
021.) Righty or lefty?: Righty

FIRSTS:
024.) First best friend?: Merje
025.) first crush?: Lucas
027.) First pet?: Fredi
028.) First big vacation?: Kypros
049.) Eating?: Since I was born
050.) Drinking?: I tried back in the summer
052.) I'm about to: Go to the doctor
053.) Listening to? Thinking of You by Katy Perry
054.) Plans for today?: Not really =/
079.) Drank bubbles?: Yeah
080.) Lost glasses/contacts?: Nope
081.) Ran away from home?: No
084.) Broken someone's heart?: Nope
085.) Been arrested?: Never

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090.) Miracles?: Yes
089.) Yourself?: Not really
092.) Heaven?: Yes
093.) Santa Claus?: Noo.
094.) Love?: Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097.) Do you like someone?: Very
099.) Do you believe in God?: Sometimes

I Cost $4435 a night!

Fri Jan 30, 2009, 10:01 AM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: Katy Perry - Thinking of You
  • Reading: Tom Sawyer
  • Watching: News
  • Playing: With my Nintendo DS
  • Eating: Chocolate
  • Drinking: Fanta
Stolen from :iconchord7795:

Natural hair colour:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Other - $75

Total so far: $100

Eye colour:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $250

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 (5'7")
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $335

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $435

Birth order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[x] Only child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born - $215

Total so far: $685

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Occasionally - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1285

Vision?
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1655

Total so far: $1685

Shoe size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 ½ to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450

Total so far: $2085

Favourite colours (choose two):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350 (technically teal)
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total so far: $3435

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some - $750

Final total: $4435
Repost with title: “I cost $______ a night”

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